alright, i definitely don't REALLY think this... but i thought it was cute... and after last nights math-focused GMAT study session, any math that i can actually decipher is a good thing. so...
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Proof that Girls are Evil:

First we declare that girls require Time and Money

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is Money"

Time = Money

Therefore,

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2

And because "Money is the Root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(evil)

thus:

Girls = sqrt(evil)

And we are forced to conclude:

Girls = Evil